He: We were engaged, theeeen, you left me, Without giving plausible reasons... She: Noo... o... oooh... it's not true, you don't understand the female universe, My strong sensitivity opposes your crass Chauvinistic materialism... however... He: Darling I love you. She: I feel confused. He: Darling I love you! She: I need to be alone for a while. He: Darling I love you! She: I just got out of a three-year relationship with a guy. He: Darling I love you! She: I don't want to feel tied down. He: Darling I love you! (the moment of humor is needed) He: Stay at home. She: I want to be free. He: Go out with whomever you want. She: You never care about what I do. He: I want to grab your boobs. She: Pig! He: I wouldn't even touch you with a flower. She: Sissy! He: I do drugs, blaspheme, beat children and don't give a damn about you. She: I love you! He: I work my ass off fourteen hours straight to support you and you don't give a damn. She: I'm leaving you for a junkie who does nothing all day, Who blasphemes and beats children. He: I put on the condom She: I have a desire for motherhood He: I have a desire for fatherhood She: Put on the condom. He: Darling I love you. She: I feel confused. He: Darling I love you! She: I need to be alone for a while. He: Darling I love you! She: I just got out of a three-year relationship with a guy. He: Darling I love you! She: I don't want to feel tied down. He: Darling I love you! (young comedians...) He: I stay home. She: You oppress me. He: I'm going out. She: This house is not a hotel. He: I'll pass you an ice cube soaked in Cointreau on your stomach Then I'll blindfold you and have sex with you. She: I'm not a whore. He: So should I be on top of you in the standard position? She: How boring! He: Said the cow to the mule... She: Your butt stinks today! He: Said the mule to the cow... She: I just took a dump... He: Darling I love you. She: I feel confused. He: Darling I love you! She: I need to be alone for a while. He: Darling I love you! She: Brrr. I just got out of a three-year relationship with a guy. He: Darling I love you! She: I don't want to feel tied down. He: Darling I love you! (harg harg harg...) He: And now let's unite our bodies in the supreme ecstasy that is Typical of the love idyll. She: No, because when I was 13, my cousin showed me and since then I've been traumatized but we can still hug all night without doing anything, it will still be beautiful... He: (I'll cut it off in your ***) She: (come on, be serious) He: Would you go out with me tomorrow night? She: I'm tired, maybe I already have plans. He: Well, that's fine so I can see my friends. She: I'm free. He: Let's talk about sex. She: I need affection. He: Let's talk about affection. She: Let's have sex. He: I am who I am. She: Try to change. He: I have changed. She: You're not the same as before. He: You belong to me. She: The womb is mine! He: Here's the money for the fur coat. She: Here's the womb! Hooray for loveeeee!